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This Man Went Viral for Hating Tight Kitty… And Chile, the Comments…😭🐱💬

 

Whew chile… the Facebook streets were hot this week, and not for the reasons you'd expect. 🔥📱

So boom… a man named Ayo Eskimoo really hopped on Beyoncé’s internet 🌐👑 and boldly declared:
“I Hate Tight Pussy.”
Yeah. He said that. Out loud. With his chest. And hit post. 💀💬

And the post? Viral. Over 12,000 shares and counting 🔁📈
The reactions? A mix of confusion 🤯, comedy 🤣, and straight-up anatomy class 🧠🧬.

Let’s talk about it, sis. 💅🏽👀

The Comment Section Was a War Zone 🪖💥

Some women were dying laughing 😂😭
Others were like, “Ahh, so you like it ran through, got it.” 🫢👏🏽
A few came through with the Sex Ed 101 🧑🏽‍🏫📚, trying to educate him 🧾.
And then there were men co-signing like, “Yeah, I don’t want a girl complaining. I like it loose so I can go crazy.” 🥴💨

Meanwhile, me: blink blink… 🤨👁👁
What are y’all even talking about? 🫠

Let’s Unpack the Misconceptions, Shall We? 🧳📦

First off—tightness doesn’t = better sex. ❌🚫
Nor does it mean a woman is “untouched” or more “pure.” ✝️🙄
And guess what? When a woman is aroused, turned on, and actually feeling you—her body naturally relaxes 💆🏽‍♀️, expands 🪷, and lubricates 💦. That’s called biology, sweetheart. 🧬✨

So when you say you "hate tight pussy," you might actually just like your partner to be comfortable, wet, and turned on. 🔥💃🏽💕

Which is wild… because that means y’all out here dragging your own turn-on abilities and don’t even know it. 🤡🪞

Also… Who Hurt Y’all? 🤔💔

Let’s be real. Some of these men aren't actually talking about sex—they’re talking about control, ego, and porn-fueled fantasies 🫣🎭.
They wanna pound without patience 🥵, dominate without connection ❤️‍🩹, and perform instead of please. 🎬🛏

They’re not worried about how she feels 🧘🏽‍♀️.
They’re worried about how their own performance looks. 📸🤷🏽‍♂️
And that’s why some of them are saying wild things like, “I don’t want her complaining” or “Tight girls ruin the moment.” 🤦🏽‍♂️💨

Sir… are you tryna make love or audition for a demolition derby? 🏎💥🚧

Ladies, Don’t Internalize This Foolery 🙅🏽‍♀️✨

If you saw that post and felt triggered, insecure, or confused… breathe. 🧘🏽‍♀️💨
That man doesn’t speak for all men. He speaks for the ones who don’t know what a clitoris is 🧐 and think sex is something to “win” instead of experience 🙃🏆.

Your body isn’t supposed to be tense and in pain 🛑😖.
You are not broken if you’re not “tight.” 🧍🏽‍♀️💭
You’re not "loose" because you’re relaxed.
You’re just… turned on and safe. 🫶🏽💕

God didn’t design us to grip for dear life the whole time. 🙏🏽✝️💫

Here’s the Real Tea, Bestie ☕️💅🏽

Sex is better when there’s communication 🗣, chemistry 🧲, and actual comfort. 🫂💗
Not when you’re trying to survive a WWE match 🤼‍♀️🪦.

So if you’re one of the ones who laughed at that post? I get it 😂😂. It was wild.
If you’re one of the ones who tried to educate him? God bless your patience 🫡🕊.
And if you’re reading this like, “Am I supposed to be tight or not?”—baby…
You’re supposed to be respected, not measured. 💯👑✨

Final Thoughts From Your Sister in the Struggle 💁🏽‍♀️❤️

Let’s all take a moment and pray for the men in those comment sections 🙏🏽🕯
Because clearly… sex ed skipped them, and so did common sense 🧢🚫.

But for the rest of us? We’ll keep being soft, sexy, sacred, and sensibly educated. ✨💖📖

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to sip tea and mind my well-lubricated business ☕️💦💃🏽

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